Saturday, September 15, 2007
Woke up like Judy
I definitely woke up drunk without a voice. Noribong it is time that you and i had a little breather...crimey. I went to be listnening to music...i think. I made canadian breakfast before that...to sunrise. i think i must have burned myself because my hand hurts like its been burned, but i dont know on what. i wrote a love letter to Judy girl. i rode in an elevator... i seem to remember. i danced in an flat, and climbed in through a window...from inside the apartment (only in Korea can you be in an apartment and still climb into someones room through the window. We laughed we laughed we laughed we laugh till tears run down my face. i held a cigarette...for at least and hour. i walked in the rain. i sang to my students. i talked about volcanoes...and now im counting down (oh goodness, i'm gasping for air down till saturday)
Monday, September 03, 2007
10 things i love about Korea
10. The places you find corn, like in an egg sandwich or on ice-cream.
9. The random free food that people bring for you to eat; like a single serving of rice cake big enough to feed North Korean or egg sandwiches with corn in them.
8. Fan death: I am so glad that I now have learned the dangers of sleeping with a fan on and the windows and doors closed (I leave my cupboard door open at all times now to protect me from my killer fan).
7. The language is very easy to learn: Just say annyonghaseyo then point to what ever you want.
6. The disbelief that a foreigner can use chopsticks. It’s like the best party trick I have ever done (apparently the table napkin penis is out and chopsticks are in in in)
5. Drinking at 7/11 before Nori Bonging the night…or morning...you know I don’t think I have been to Noribong at night yet...
4. That fall is upon this little peninsula and the weather is immaculate
3. The business of shared lunches, especially with the native teachers because their food totally rocks.
2. The amazing Imports you meet here. Like Judith, her lover, the others, plus the millions of Canadians (on Saturday I met a whole plane load of Canadians that seemed to all be from Southwestern Ontario (I could tell because, like true Souwesterners they wore clothing that identified where they came from…ie BEACH, WILFRED LAURIER, Property of the LANCERS etc.), unfortunately because of #5 I was in no fit state to find out where they were headed, even though I knew at least one of them).
1. How close it is to Japan. See you soon Mr. Archer.
9. The random free food that people bring for you to eat; like a single serving of rice cake big enough to feed North Korean or egg sandwiches with corn in them.
8. Fan death: I am so glad that I now have learned the dangers of sleeping with a fan on and the windows and doors closed (I leave my cupboard door open at all times now to protect me from my killer fan).
7. The language is very easy to learn: Just say annyonghaseyo then point to what ever you want.
6. The disbelief that a foreigner can use chopsticks. It’s like the best party trick I have ever done (apparently the table napkin penis is out and chopsticks are in in in)
5. Drinking at 7/11 before Nori Bonging the night…or morning...you know I don’t think I have been to Noribong at night yet...
4. That fall is upon this little peninsula and the weather is immaculate
3. The business of shared lunches, especially with the native teachers because their food totally rocks.
2. The amazing Imports you meet here. Like Judith, her lover, the others, plus the millions of Canadians (on Saturday I met a whole plane load of Canadians that seemed to all be from Southwestern Ontario (I could tell because, like true Souwesterners they wore clothing that identified where they came from…ie BEACH, WILFRED LAURIER, Property of the LANCERS etc.), unfortunately because of #5 I was in no fit state to find out where they were headed, even though I knew at least one of them).
1. How close it is to Japan. See you soon Mr. Archer.
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