Thursday, December 23, 2004

to snow

im glad to see the little white men falling from the sky, at least, if they would accumulate in any sum of snow i would be really happy. but they try to tell me that its all the thought or what ever. well im thinking about snow, and i dont see it adding up.

okay so its time to unpack the exploits of the 12 bars of christmas. my rugby club annual pub crawl. first the laws: one, every woman must have and escort ( i had several but im special); two, you must have at least one drink at every bar (several if you're good...which i am); three, you must ware your 12 bars tshirt all night.

okay so as per law one, my first escort i didn't even realize what he was up too (i think he may have invented the first law) but then i slowly caught on and decided it was fine to have a between bar escort it would help ensure stability and making the correct connections. that was dom. he's lovely, we had some good chats and he prolly bought 5 of my drinks. The second was dean-o the would be med-student-nephew of demi's (mens ex coach). very not cool, low intellegence and he had his 'frat brother' along who was buying (3 for me...about a hundred for deano) To say the only things deano could say was (slurredly) im in medical school, this is my frat brother, your very pretty and the most special girl here... so he was acceptable. except when he had is frat brother carry me out of one bar while i was chatting with shadow and waiting for dom, because i was taking too long. but it was okay i set him straight at the next bar. then there was shadow, who was my in bar date towards the end of the evening. and omg what incredible conversations.

on the topic of drinks here was my itenerary:
Bar Bought by drink
1. Michelle - one well drink
2. Demi - one well drink
Me - one well (and one for michelle)
3. Mike Park - one well
4. Fife - one well
me - one well (and one for michelle
5. Michelle - one well
dom - mint shot
6. deano - well shot
7. dom -well
8. dom - jello shooter
deano - well drink
9. deano - well
10. Shadow - two r&cs
11. dom - Gin7
12. dom - well drink

all between 4:00pm and 2:00 am, and i wasn't shit drunk by the end, in fact i was still clear headed enough to go back to michelles for two more drinks, food and a good two hour conversation about religion and politics with shadow.

but i danced and was hit on by a good 10 man-strangers, all of whom had their hearts broken in various ways. anyway time to get on to other topics. such as ...

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